When the new guy warms up with your max
When someone tells you how much they used to bench, back in the day
When you realise you have less than 3 weeks to get in shape for your hols
When you’ve ordered a salad at your favourite restaurant and the waiter tells you pizzas are 2 for 1 today
When they curling in the squat rack and pause to check their phone
When you’ve been eating healthy for the last 15 minutes and still see no progress
When someone tells you how much they used to squat, back in the day
When the holidays are over and you gotta go back to chicken rice everyday
When you see someone on the leg press with big weights and locking their knees on every rep
When you see someone move the pin down to a heavier weight when they’re done using the machine
Natty me lifting decent weights. big dudes on roids
Personal trainer here’s your fitness plan. me
My gym rival watching me lift 5lbs more than him with worse form
When you’re trying to eat clean and someone walks in with dominos
When the all you can eat buffet owner starts staring at me after i tell him i’m bulking
Mfer you haven’t seen in a while hey you still workout me who hasn’t missed a day in years
When you’ve ordered a salad at your favourite restaurant and the waiter tells you pizzas are 2 for 1 today