When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When you’re ill but you wanna hit the gym
When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When you get advice from the skinny guy
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the squat rack too long
When there’s no one in the gym strong enough to spot you
When someone asks me why i workout so much
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
The feeling when someone notices your booty gainz
When they bragging about their pb on leg press but their knees hurt when they squat
When someone asks me why i workout so much
When they curling in the squat rack and pause to check their phone
When you’re at the gym and your song comes on
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
When someone asks me why i workout so much
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again