When someone tries talking to me in the gym
When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press
Finished workout, forgot post workout drink
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
The face you make when someone interrupts your set
When someone has been lifting for a week and tells you they wanna quit
When the lift is broken and yesterday was squats
When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When your preworkout buzz has worn off
When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
When someone takes your bench at the gym
When you start working out to lose weight but now you’re the heaviest you’ve been
When you see high school kids recording tiktok videos at the gym
Non lifter you workout too much. me
How people at the gym look waiting for a machine to be free