The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
Me staring at the 40 year old construction worker in jeans benching 500 lbs
When you walk into the gym during dead hours and it’s packed
When you’ve booked your holiday but there’s no gym where you’re going
When you’ve been eating all day and not sure if you’re disgusted with yourself or should finish with somethi
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
Me doing maths in my head in between sets
When you’ve got doms and it’s leg day
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
When you started lifting to get girls but instead your dm’s are filled with guys
When you inhale a dessert then look at that label and it says 3 servings
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio
When the preworkout said take 1 level scoop but you took 2 heaped and now you can’t decide whether to the gym
When you’re struggling to finish the set and wondering if you loaded the wrong weight
Huge guy walks into gym for the first time. former biggest guy in the gym
When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you