When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
My face outside any restaurant after i workout
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
Me, looking at bread
When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
That moment you realise to get the body you want you must sacrifice the food you love most
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
The look i give people while on my meal plan
When it’s bed time but you still have 2 meals to eat
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
My face outside any restaurant after i workout