Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When life gives you lemons but you wanted whey
When life gives you lemons but you wanted cupcakes
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
Me, looking at bread
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
When it’s bed time but you still have 2 meals to eat
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
When all the junk food you ate over the weekend finally catches you up
Everyone else having seconds. me
That moment you realise to get the body you want you must sacrifice the food you love most
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When someone eats whatever they want looks great while i smell a cookie and gain 3 lbs