When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
When you’ve been cutting all day and you come home to lasagne
When someone eats whatever they want looks great while i smell a cookie and gain 3 lbs
When life gives you lemons but you wanted cupcakes
My face outside any restaurant after i workout
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
When you’ve been dieting all day and someone offers you a slice of pizza
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
When you’ve been dieting all day and someone offers you a slice of pizza
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
Me, looking at bread
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me