Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 90 seconds on the treadmill
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
That moment you realise to get the body you want you must sacrifice the food you love most
When life gives you lemons but you wanted whey
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs
When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name
When you’re on zero carbs and someone offers you a slice of pizza
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
The look i give people while on my meal plan
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day