When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When i’ve managed to go the whole day without breaking my diet
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
When all the junk food you ate over the weekend finally catches you up
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
Me, looking at bread
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
When you find low carb food you actually like
My face outside any restaurant after i workout
When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
When someone eats whatever they want looks great while i smell a cookie and gain 3 lbs
Everyone else having seconds. me
When you’ve been dieting all day and someone offers you a slice of pizza