When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
Me, looking at bread
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
When you’ve been dieting all day and someone offers you a slice of pizza
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny
When you’re on zero carbs and someone offers you a slice of pizza
When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds
When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 90 seconds on the treadmill
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit