My face outside any restaurant after i workout
When all the junk food you ate over the weekend finally catches you up
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
When life gives you lemons but you wanted cupcakes
When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
Everyone else having seconds. me
When you’ve been dieting all day and someone offers you a slice of pizza
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
When you’re on zero carbs and someone offers you a slice of pizza
When life gives you lemons but you wanted cupcakes
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
When you’ve been cutting all day and you come home to lasagne