When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 90 seconds on the treadmill
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
Everyone else having seconds. me
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
When someone eats whatever they want looks great while i smell a cookie and gain 3 lbs
When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When you’ve been cutting all day and you come home to lasagne
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
When all the junk food you ate over the weekend finally catches you up
That moment you realise to get the body you want you must sacrifice the food you love most
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb