When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny
When you’re on zero carbs and someone offers you a slice of pizza
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When you’re on zero carbs and someone offers you a slice of pizza
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
That moment you realise to get the body you want you must sacrifice the food you love most
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
That moment you realise to get the body you want you must sacrifice the food you love most
When all the junk food you ate over the weekend finally catches you up