When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When you’re on zero carbs and someone offers you a slice of pizza
When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
When you find low carb food you actually like
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
When someone eats whatever they want looks great while i smell a cookie and gain 3 lbs
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
When i’ve managed to go the whole day without breaking my diet
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
When all the junk food you ate over the weekend finally catches you up
When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name
When a gym newbie offers diet advice