When you’re on zero carbs and someone offers you a slice of pizza
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When you’ve blown the diet and not sure if you’re disgusted with yourself or should finish with something sweet
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When i’ve managed to go the whole day without breaking my diet
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny