Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
When you’ve been dieting all day and someone offers you a slice of pizza
When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds
When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
When you’re on zero carbs and someone offers you a slice of pizza
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs
When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny
When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs