When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When you’re on zero carbs and someone offers you a slice of pizza
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds
When i’ve managed to go the whole day without breaking my diet
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When i’ve managed to go the whole day without breaking my diet
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs