When you’re about gym life but nobody notices that you workout
When you have a bunch of adult stuff to do but you just wanna go to the gym
When a newbie’s preworkout kicks in
When it’s bed time but you still have 2 meals to eat
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
My reaction when someone thinks it’s funny to slap my thighs after leg day
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
When it’s rest day but all you’re thinking about is super setting squats and dumbbell curls
When your whole body is sore but gym is life
Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed
Me who loves to workout. also me who’s tired of being sore
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 90 seconds on the treadmill
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow