When a gym newbie offers diet advice
My reaction when someone thinks it’s funny to slap my thighs after leg day
Me in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves
My face after a set of calf raises
When you nearly die after squats and realise you’ve only just started your leg workout
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
When you hit a pr and nobody was watching
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 90 seconds on the treadmill
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
Me doing maths in my head in between sets
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
When all the junk food you ate over the weekend finally catches you up
My face when i see a pic of myself before i had gainz
When i’ve managed to go the whole day without breaking my diet
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day