When you overhear you’re son telling his friends that he has zero interest in lifting weights
When you realise your only two hobbies are going to the gym and taking naps
When you find out that once you get in shape, you still have to stay in shape
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
How it feels missing the gym for 1 week
When you having an argument and they bring your calves into it
When you bring your non lifting friend to the gym and they lift more than you
When you inhale a dessert then look at the label and it says 3 servings
How haters look when you keep getting bigger
When you’ve been eating healthy for the last 15 minutes and still see no progress
When you’re trying to eat clean and someone walks in with dominos
When you realize you spend all your time at the gym but still look like shit
When you get to the gym and it’s closed
When you see your gym buddy with a new training partner
When you overplayed every song in your gym playlist and now nothing gets you hype
My heart watching me take a coffee, a redbull and 3 scoops of preworkout
When you’re about gym life but nobody notices that you workout