When you’ve been on the treadmill for 20 minutes but it’s actually been 1
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When you’ve bulk bought your protein but now it’s on sale
Me when i’ve one more of set of squats to go but not sure if i’ve got it in me
When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
When someone eats whatever they want looks great while i smell a cookie and gain 3 lbs
When you drink your protein, do your cardio and workout 8 hours a day, but the first thing she asks is
Me in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
When it’s bed time but you still have 2 meals to eat
When your coworker brings in donuts
When the muscle you were training is not sore the next day
How haters look when you keep getting better
When there’s no one in the gym strong enough to spot you
When the skinny guy makes me take off my headphones to give me unsolicited weight loss tips
Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed
When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats