Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
When she notices your calves
When you pull up to the gym and you can see every bench taken before you even walk in
When you love working out but you’re tired of being sore
When everyone in the gym stops to cheer your final rep and you fail
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
When you walk into the gym during dead hours and it’s packed
When you ask your personal trainer for some honest feedback and they’re too honest
Me in between sets, pondering if it’s all worth it
When someone accuses you of half repping squats
When you took too much pre workout and now you getting scared
When it’s friday, gym done for the week
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
Get’s to gym, remembers it’s legs day
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 9 seconds on the treadmill