When your preworkout buzz has worn off
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
When there’s no one in the gym strong enough to spot you
Starts working out to help depression but now you’re just buff and depressed
When you’ve been cutting all day and you come home to lasagne
When your gym buddy goes to another gym
When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up
When my wife see me stepping out the shower and asks so when are you gonna cut again
Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session
When the muscle you were training is not sore the next day
When it’s friday, gym done for the week
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
When you skip one workout and begin to doubt your entire life
When it’s chest day but you remember it’s actually legs day
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the bench too long
When you’re back in the gym after 3 months and your warmup feels heavy
Me, looking at bread
When your coworker brings in donuts