When you want to get into shape but all you can think about is pizza
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
When you eat, sleep and breath lifting but you sill look skinny in a regular tshirt
My face after a set of calf raises
How haters look when you keep getting bigger
Me i’m not gonna eat after 7pm. me at 9pm
When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up
Me in between sets, contemplating life
Working up the courage to tell my personal trainer that i ate an entire birthday cake
Sometimes i wonder why my friends don’t even lift
When you told yourself you’d hit legs tomorrow and now it’s tomorrow but you still don’t wanna do them
When the holidays are over and you gotta go back to chicken rice everyday
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
Me after spotting a tripod in the gym and staring directly into the camera
When she notices your calves
When it’s leg day but you dont wanna
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week