When you dieting and not eaten for 47 minutes
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
When you’ve ordered a salad at your favourite restaurant and the waiter tells you pizzas are 2 for 1 today
When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat
When your gym crush notices your gainz
Watching your friend take preworkout for the first time
When you hit a pr and nobody was watching
Me spreading dangerous misinformation to gym newbies so they’ll never catch up to my physique
When someone tries talking to me in the gym
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
You coach after combining thrusters and burpees
When you get to the gym and it’s closed
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
When you get advice from the skinny guy
When the hot girl at the gym starts doing squats right next to you
My face when my gym buddy turns up
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me