When you finally get a bench, but last mfer left a pool of sweat
When someone tells you they enjoy burpees
Non lifter hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much. me
When you ate too many calories for the day and didn’t meet your protein goals
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
When you trained someone for 2 weeks and then they quit
When you’ve booked your holiday but there’s no gym where you’re going
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
Me fully determined to squat two plates. my knees
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the squat rack too long
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
When the joke isn’t funny but was told by your gym crush
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
Gym buddy that was one tough set, how about one more me
When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out