When you hear that guy screaming on every rep
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
The face your gym partner makes when you tell them how many sets they got left
When you hear someone say ‘i don’t train legs’
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
My face when thinking i should start doing some cardio
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
Newbie i’m gonna try rich piana’s 2 hour arm workout. me
The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats
Me in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning your life choices
The look i give people while on my meal plan