When someone says they don’t train on fridays
When someone asks for a scoop of your protein
When a non lifters tells you hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
My face when someone asks me how many sets you got left
When your coworker brings in donuts
When the skinny guy makes me take off my headphones to give me unsolicited weight loss tips
My face when someone asks me to skip the gym and do something else
When it’s rest day but all you’re thinking about is super setting squats and dumbbell curls
When you have a bunch of adult stuff to do but you just wanna go to the gym
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
When you start working out to lose weight but now you’re the heaviest you’ve been
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
When you’ve booked your holiday but there’s no gym where you’re going
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When you finally get a bench, but last mfer left a pool of sweat
Non lifter you workout too much. me