When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others
Me throw on another plate, i’m gonna hit this pr. my rotator cuffs
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
When you took too much pre workout and now you getting scared
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work
When you bring your non lifting friend to the gym and they lift more than you
Them you’re always at the gym, you must be so happy with your body me
Powerlifters when they see someone do more than 2 reps
Gym newbies when they realise that skipping legs is just a meme and you actually have to hit them
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me
When someone tells you how much they used to bench, back in the day
When you realise you have less than 3 weeks to get in shape for your hols
401 – when you and your girl roasting each other but then she says at least i don’t have chicken legs
Natty me lifting decent weights. big dudes on roids
When you having an argument and they bring your calves into it
Personal trainer here’s your fitness plan. me
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos i don’t wanna get too big. me