My reaction when someone thinks it’s funny to slap my thighs after leg day
When you’re in the real world and you see someone from the gym
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
Finished workout, forgot post workout drink
When a gym newbie asks for your advice
When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
When your ex notices your gainz
When you’re struggling to finish the set and wondering if you picked up the wrong dumbbells
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
When your friends finally notice your gainz
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
When they bragging about their pb on leg press but their knees hurt when they squat
When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning if you’re doing the rig
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the bench too long