When you’re at the gym and your song comes on
When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
Me determined that this is the week my calves will start to grow. my calves
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press
My face when someone asks me to skip the gym and do something else
When you spot a bench that’s just become available
My face when i look in the mirror and see gainz
My face when thinking i should start doing some cardio
Friend bro, your gym crush is here, act natural. me
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
When a gym newbie offers training advice
Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session
When you’re at the gym and your song comes on
When you’re struggling to finish the set and wondering if you picked up the wrong dumbbells
Wife can you skip the gym today me
When you see your ex with a new partner who doesn’t even lift
When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves