Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
When someone asks for a scoop of your protein
When you’re on zero carbs and someone offers you a slice of pizza
When you have a bunch of adult stuff to do but you just wanna go to the gym
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
When someone performs 10 reps with your max
When you’re in the real world and you see someone from the gym
When your preworkout buzz has worn off
When you see someone in the gym putting their plates back
When you see a gym bench finally available
When you pull up to the gym and you can see every bench taken before you even walk in
Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
The face you make when you realise you’ve maxed out every machine in the gym