Finished workout, forgot post workout drink
When you finally see a free squat rack
When you realize you’re now bigger than the dude who introduced you to the gym
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
When you spot a bench that’s just become available
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
Me in between sets, contemplating life
When you skip one workout and begin to doubt your entire life
When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs
When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights
When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
When your friends ain’t seen you in months and you got gainz
The face you make when you realise you’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
When your new gym buddy warms up with you max
My reaction when someone thinks it’s funny to slap my thighs after leg day
When you nearly die after squats and realise you’ve only just started your leg workout