When you see someone in the gym putting their plates back
When you’ve taken preworkout and find out gym is closed
When the lift is broken and yesterday was squats
When you finally see a free squat rack
Friend bro, your gym crush is here, act natural. me
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
When the gym is the best part of the day and you’ve been already
When your coworker brings in donuts
When you see a gym bench finally available
When you’re on zero carbs and someone offers you a slice of pizza
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
When it’s bed time but you still have 2 meals to eat
When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
Me when a gym newbie asks for my advice
When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout
When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others