Personal trainer here’s your fitness plan. me
When you leave leg day for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
When someone tells you how much they used to bench, back in the day
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me
When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session
When you have to leave the gym early because you have the shits
When you pull up to the gym and you can see every bench taken before you even walk in
Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym
Mfer you haven’t seen in a while hey you still workout me who hasn’t missed a day in years
When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds
When it’s bed time but you still have 2 meals to eat
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints. me
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos i don’t wanna get too big. me
You new gym partners reaction when they go through your workout
When you hit a pr and your gym crush was watching
When it’s rest day but all you’re thinking about is super setting squats and dumbbell curls