When you catch someone miring your gainz
When it’s bed time but you still have 2 meals to eat
When the all you can eat buffet owner starts staring at me after i tell him i’m bulking
That face you make when you see someone working out in jeans
When you have to leave the gym early because you have the shits
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me
When your coworker brings in donuts
When someone has been lifting for a week and tells you they wanna quit
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
Me realizing i’m now bigger than the dude who introduced me to the gym
When you see someone in the gym putting their plates back
Me filling the room with negative energy because i’m hungry
Get’s to gym, remembers it’s legs day
Woke up excited for the gym, remembered it’s rest day
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
When your ex notices your gainz