When someone accuses you of half repping squats
When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs
When a gym newbie offers training advice
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When you’ve been cutting all day and you come home to lasagne
When you’re ill but you wanna hit the gym
When its leg day but you spot an open bench
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
Watching a documentary about a serial killer he was a loner, had no lover, spent all his time at the gym. me
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
Starts working out to help depression but now you’re just buff and depressed
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
Huge guy walks into gym for the first time. former biggest guy in the gym
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week