When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
When you’ve trained 5 times this week and spot someone who’s done the same
When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning if you’re doing the rig
Gym mfer putting their plates back. me
Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed
When everyone in the gym stops to cheer your final rep and you fail
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
When they gym is full of empty treadmills and they chose the one next to me
Me when a gym newbie asks for my advice
When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs today
My face when someone asks me to skip the gym and do something else
When they curling in the squat rack and pause to take a phone call
The first time a gym newbie asks for your advice
When i’ve managed to go the whole day without breaking my diet