Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints and i don’t wanna get too big. me
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
Me, looking at bread
Working up the courage to tell my personal trainer that i ate an entire birthday cake
When you overhear you’re son telling his friends that he has zero interest in lifting weights
Me i’ll just do a little cardio. my gains
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
When you keep checking the fridge for something good to eat but it’s still full of healthy shit
When your friend complains about not getting the results they want and you see them texting and talking
Me fully determined to squat two plates. my knees
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
When you’re struggling to finish the set and wondering if you picked up the wrong dumbbells
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big
When you’ve been eating healthy for the last 15 minutes and still see no progress
When you ask your personal trainer for some honest feedback and they’re too honest