When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When all the junk food you ate over the weekend finally catches you up
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
When you pull up to the gym and you can see every bench taken before you even walk in
Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
When you’re warming up and someone asks if you want a spot
When life gives you lemons but you wanted whey
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
When you’ve been on the treadmill for 20 minutes but it’s actually been 1
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
When you start working out to lose weight but now you’re the heaviest you’ve been
That moment you realise to get the body you want you must sacrifice the food you love most
When the skinny guy makes me take off my headphones to give me unsolicited weight loss tips
Fitness influencers getting exposed for using fake weights. me
When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns
My reaction when someone thinks it’s funny to slap my thighs after leg day
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime