When the all you can eat buffet owner starts staring at me after i tell him i’m bulking
When you having an argument and they bring your calves into it
When you’re resting between sets and someone asks if you’re finished with the bench
When somone asks you why you don’t go to the gym more often
Me trying to remember how many grams of protein i’ve had today
Me i’ll just do a little cardio. my gains
When you drink your protein, do your cardio and workout 8 hours a day, but the first thing she asks is ho
The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the bench too long
My face when someone asks me to skip the gym and do something else
When you’re warming up and someone asks if you want a spot
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When you’ve got doms and it’s leg day
Trainers watching their client use shitty form after they just spent 15 minutes explain how to do it correctly
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
When chicken and broccoli are both on sale this week
That feeling when a random person at the gym asks you for technique critique