When they curling in the squat rack and pause to take a phone call
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
When you get to the gym and it’s closed
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When you have to leave the gym early because you have the shits
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the squat rack too long
When someone accuses you of half repping squats
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 9 seconds on the treadmill
Me staring at the 40 year old construction worker in jeans benching 500 lbs
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work