When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
When your gym buddy goes to another gym
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
When someone tells you they enjoy burpees
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the squat rack too long
When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout
My reaction when someone thinks it’s funny to slap my thighs after leg day
My face when i see a pic of myself before i started working out
How haters look when you keep getting better
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work