When you started lifting to get girls but instead your dm’s are filled with guys
When a gym newbie offers training advice
That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit
When you get to the gym and it’s closed
Non lifter hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much. me
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs today
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
When you see your gym buddy with a new training partner
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot