Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work
When your coworker brings in donuts
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the squat rack too long
When you hit a pr and nobody was watching
Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio
When someone eats whatever they want looks great while i smell a cookie and gain 3 lbs
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
Gym buddy that was one tough set, how about one more me