When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others
When your new gym buddy warms up with you max
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
When you finally get a bench, but last mfer left a pool of sweat
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the bench too long
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the squat rack too long
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
When you’re struggling to finish the set and wondering if you picked up the wrong dumbbells
Me staring at the 40 year old construction worker in jeans benching 500 lbs
You coach after combining thrusters and burpees
When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout
When some says you’re so lucky not being fat
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat
My face when someone asks me to skip the gym and do something else