When some says you’re so lucky not being fat
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
When you’re ill but you wanna hit the gym
When they gym is full of empty treadmills and they chose the one next to me
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
When you have to leave the gym early because you have the shits
When someone tells you they enjoy burpees
When you drink your protein, do your cardio and workout 8 hours a day, but the first thing she asks is
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
When they curling in the squat rack and pause to take a phone call
That face you make when you see someone working out in jeans
Newbie i’m gonna try rich piana’s 2 hour arm workout. me
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form
When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
When someone says they don’t train on fridays
When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice