When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the squat rack too long
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
When you get to the gym and it’s closed
When they curling in the squat rack and pause to take a phone call
Non lifter you workout too much. me
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
The look i give people while on my meal plan
When you see your gym buddy with a new training partner
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
When no one asks for my fitness advice
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
When you’ve blown the diet and not sure if you’re disgusted with yourself or should finish with something sweet
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
My face when i see a pic of myself before i started working out