When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
When you inhale a dessert then look at that label and it says 3 servings
When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me
Get’s to gym, remembers it’s legs day
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in
When someone asks me why i workout so much
Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again
When you see high school kids recording tiktok videos at the gym
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
When people who don’t workout try to give you advice
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs
When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns
When you’re struggling to finish the set and wondering if you picked up the wrong dumbbells
Gets to the gym, forgotten headphones