When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
When the all you can eat buffet owner starts staring at me after i tell him i’m bulking
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
When you hear someone say ‘i don’t train legs’
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When you started lifting to get girls but instead your dm’s are filled with guys
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When you start working out to lose weight but now you’re the heaviest you’ve been
When the tub says 2 scoops but you took 3
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
When you see your gym buddy with a new training partner
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
When you walk into the gym during dead hours and it’s packed
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym